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Every problem has a solution
Problem: Found a newly prescribed bottle of Viagra in my husband’s sock drawer. We haven’t had sex in over a year. Solution: Substituted his pills with my estrogen supplements which looked very...
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Moms Gone Wild – Wet T-Shirt Edition (Part I)
I went to a follow-up parent’s meeting last night at the high school. Of course Mr. Lambert was there. I’ll spare you the boring details, I can’t remember many anyway, which is a problem since I was...
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Moms Gone Wild – Wet T-Shirt Edition (Part II)
After sticking my boob under the hand dryer for about 10 minutes, the wet spot on my shirt disappeared. I checked myself in the mirror, gathered up strength and walked out of the ladies room. When I...
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Call waiting…
After years of marriage I forgot the first rule of dating…Don’t give it away on the first date! The second rule of dating…Don’t give it away on the first date! But I did. And now I’m back in high...
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The Sound of Music – XXX
Saturday night I met Lambert at the 4th Avenue Cinema, a cute little theater that only plays old films. As I walked toward it, freezing my ass off because he told me to wear a skirt, I see: Now...
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ROBBING A BANK: A win/win situation for me.
The way I figure, if I robbed a bank one of two things would happen. I’d either get away with it and have a bunch of money to start over or…I’d get locked up and finally have some peace and quiet...
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Part 1 of: What I Did on My Spring Vacation…
With my kids at their Grandparent’s in Florida for spring break and my husband away on a supposed business trip, I spent Easter solo for the first time in my life. Being alone, I felt a sense of peace...
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Part 3 of: What I Did on My Spring Vacation
At first I wasn’t sure what I was looking at. It was a nursery, sort of. The furniture looked like regular furniture that someone had altered to look like baby furniture. For a really big baby. “Do...
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An Accessory for an Accessory
Seems like only yesterday I complained about being a bored housewife. Now, five months later, I’m an accessory to a crime. As planned, I met Lambert Saturday night. He wanted to go somewhere private...
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He stole my panties then he stole my heart…
You learn a lot about a person when you’re in a car together for 3, ten hour stake outs. For example I found out that Lambert is lactose intolerant, plays the trumpet, volunteers at a homeless...
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